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"Goldman Sachs is a force for good"
And I can do a great impersonation of Ben Bernanke pissing into the wind.
I'm looking forward to Obama being forced to cancel this one. Not before Joe Biden speaks out about what a great idea it is and the stimulus is working.
Nice intro, TD.....maybe you should complete the rfp..
I guess our government is now into "stress relief" mode.
Apropos the 3pm stick saves. The two nights ago, I witnessed an instant 100 pips spike in the E mini's on Globex. Last night, it was 100 pips on the CL on Nymex.
July 16 (Bloomberg) -- Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. Chairman Sheila Bair told lawmakers that 500 more banks are at risk of failure “unless something dramatic” happens, Senator Jim Bunning said.
July 17 (Bloomberg) -- China’s finance ministry failed to sell as much debt as it planned at an auction of 182-day bills, falling short of its goal for the third time in two weeks.
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Thoughts:
1) Nice rogues gallery of piggies trying to latch onto Uncle Sucker's teat.
2) Some sly fella signed in as:
Maximillionaire Laughs-a-Million
STOP WASTING TAXPAYER MONEY AND INFLATING THE CURRENCY. Obama wanted $787,000,000,000 for THIS?! Every contractor on this list should be ashamed to be fleecing the American taxpayer with this worthless contract. Hard working people are being forced to give the government the sweat of their brow...to fund this joke on the taxpayer. Every single one of you should be fired.
Washington DC 20001 US
Email: fakeemail@hotmail.com
If I wasn't such a coward and afraid Rahm would backtrack my IP address, I'd have some fun setting up vendors for laughs.
The Treasury Department is looking for a fool ...
(Uh, the Treasury thinks this guy is for real ... )
Too late ...
Poor bastard.
We can only hope he didn't name his son Mike Kunert II.
Here's a suggestion for humor. Get Arnie in to beg for a California bailout. That should have them rolling in the aisles.
Or maybe he want to become a new Michael Scott.
Especially if you have a sick sense of humor
This is one sick joke
These clowns live in a bubble, don't they?
Goldman Sachs in Talks to Acquire Treasury Department
Sister Entities to Share Employees, Money
In what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury.
According to Goldman spokesperson Jonathan Hestron, the merger between Goldman and the Treasury Department is "a good fit" because "they're in the business of printing money and so are we."
The Goldman spokesman said that the merger would create efficiencies for both entities: "We already have so many employees and so much money flowing back and forth, this would just streamline things."
Mr. Hestron said the only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger "is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don't already own."
Goldman recently celebrated record earnings by roasting a suckling pig over a bonfire of hundred-dollar bills.
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have a good day ha ha ha
Synopsis:
Added: Jul 17, 2009 9:58 am
Bureau of Public Debt has determined that it no longer has a need for this requirement.
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