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Re: Paging Ben Dover To Provide Taxpayer Funded Workplace Humor

Name — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:59:10 -0000

Well this no way to reduce unemployment:

Synopsis:
Added: Jul 17, 2009 9:58 am

Bureau of Public Debt has determined that it no longer has a need for this requirement.

https://www.fbo.gov/index?s...

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Guest — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:20:17 -0000

as in

have a good day ha ha ha

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Guest — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:17:27 -0000

well ---they went for 'smile' and 'have a good day' -now we can look forward to ha ha ha

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Jim_Rockford — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:29:01 -0000

Drudge is carrying this story now .... item #1 on his page

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MobBarley — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:09:40 -0000

...THE ARISTOCRATS!#&*!....

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Amazed_and_Confused — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:07:28 -0000

But the banker fucked him anyway - just for the practice

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GOLD MAN SEX — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:17:13 -0000

A pedophile and an investment banker walk past a little boy. "Would I like to fuck him" says the pedophile to which the banker replies, "Fuck him out of what? He just a kid."

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Butchie — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:58:08 -0000

I thought all the late night comedians already were on this admin's payroll? Aren't the jesters in place already.

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imapopulistnow — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:48:48 -0000

Does this qualify?

Goldman Sachs in Talks to Acquire Treasury Department

Sister Entities to Share Employees, Money

In what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury.

According to Goldman spokesperson Jonathan Hestron, the merger between Goldman and the Treasury Department is "a good fit" because "they're in the business of printing money and so are we."

The Goldman spokesman said that the merger would create efficiencies for both entities: "We already have so many employees and so much money flowing back and forth, this would just streamline things."

Mr. Hestron said the only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger "is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don't already own."

Goldman recently celebrated record earnings by roasting a suckling pig over a bonfire of hundred-dollar bills.

- Anonymous

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ano22222 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:00:25 -0000

Wow! Y'know, my business is hanging on, at the moment. My employees are a bit stressed, a bit worried that I'll have to cut back their hours or sack a few of them. Hmmm...what should I do? Hell, hire Billy Krystal!!! Yeah, what a freakin' great, waste of money that is!

These clowns live in a bubble, don't they?

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Guest — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:27:44 -0000

What is going on is comedy

Especially if you have a sick sense of humor

This is one sick joke

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Ben Dover — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:41:34 -0000

jeez that'll be sad. good thing i've already taken most of my cash out of the banks. not that it matters, since they'll just print print print away and destroy the value of my FRNs anyhow.

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Ben Dover — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:40:12 -0000

Hi, I'm here! Who wants to get fucked in the ass next? I brought Crisco!

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sam — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:39:19 -0000

Well, I guess Geithner is watching too much The Office.

Or maybe he want to become a new Michael Scott.

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texpat — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:36:21 -0000

That is fucking nuts. Let the bastards burn-out and go begging on their knees to China.

Here's a suggestion for humor. Get Arnie in to beg for a California bailout. That should have them rolling in the aisles.

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Guest — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:33:35 -0000

comrades... all you fat, stupid, lazy, complacent and apathetic americans just kill me... hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhhahahahha.... court jester for tim... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... please, i've been telling you for six months now... hahahahahahahaha... YOU HAVE TO BURN DOWN 85 FUCKING BROAD... hahahahahahahha... court jester... hahahahahahahahahhaaa.

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Assetman — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:02:45 -0000

I thought the "Mike Kunert" at Kunert Electric was a gag as well, until I visted their website. It appears to be a legitimate business.

Poor bastard.

We can only hope he didn't name his son Mike Kunert II.

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Gman — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:18:19 -0000

Take a look at the actual RFI. There's a tab listing the details of "Interested Vendors":
https://www.fbo.gov/index?&...

Thoughts:
1) Nice rogues gallery of piggies trying to latch onto Uncle Sucker's teat.
2) Some sly fella signed in as:

Maximillionaire Laughs-a-Million
STOP WASTING TAXPAYER MONEY AND INFLATING THE CURRENCY. Obama wanted $787,000,000,000 for THIS?! Every contractor on this list should be ashamed to be fleecing the American taxpayer with this worthless contract. Hard working people are being forced to give the government the sweat of their brow...to fund this joke on the taxpayer. Every single one of you should be fired.
Washington DC 20001 US
Email: fakeemail@hotmail.com

If I wasn't such a coward and afraid Rahm would backtrack my IP address, I'd have some fun setting up vendors for laughs.

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NMM — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:17:34 -0000

lol

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chindit13 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:16:49 -0000

Okay, here's my application video......

"Goldman Sachs is a force for good"

And I can do a great impersonation of Ben Bernanke pissing into the wind.

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DebtorShredder — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:08:20 -0000

Looks like the bubble blowers might be out of air.

July 17 (Bloomberg) -- China’s finance ministry failed to sell as much debt as it planned at an auction of 182-day bills, falling short of its goal for the third time in two weeks.

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JohnKing — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:54:07 -0000

Call the drama team!

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jzamoras — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:45:46 -0000

unbelievable!

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Al — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:42:34 -0000

this is more funny:

July 16 (Bloomberg) -- Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. Chairman Sheila Bair told lawmakers that 500 more banks are at risk of failure “unless something dramatic” happens, Senator Jim Bunning said.

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djchill2 — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:36:57 -0000

Fuck You, pay me!...is that funny? Shit I might have a new job...